All posts by mandroow

Photographer, therapist, blogger, Star Wars fanatic

Lost…

Commander Krik ponders how and where he made the wrong turn. He’s lost on the  desolate planet of Yaldu which used to be a mine, unfortunately the mines have been depleted of its natural resources with only scarce underground pockets of uranium left. Since the blaster bolts used in standard guns contain polthian, which is poisonous to ingest, makes hunting wild game dangerous to eat. Therefore Krik is running out of time. Hopefully he can regroup with his Squad and leave this forsaken planet.

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What the What!? #2, 1/3

Whoa! Dude don’t sneak up on me! No! No please don’t leave! I have some seriously strange stories and events I would like to share. This time I will have a three sections to this mystery. I was surfing the enterwebs couple weeks age and discovered something very strange… A popular conspiracy theory is that our world is being run by strange aliens known as Reptilians. The Reptilians are supposed to be shapeshifting reptile hybrids. Creepy right? Well, no one just makes up random stuff. They have to have something to spark the idea right? Well during my research I found a ton of videos claiming video proof of real shape shifters. The videos were very odd, showing characteristics normal humans don’t do. The Reptilians have errors in there cloaking ability and shifting. Most believers think the more reptilians blood the shifter has the better cloaking. Common defects contain: Changing of teeth, eyes switching from reptile to human, secondary lizard tongue, scales in hairline and rarely, hissing. Do to lack of video quality its hard to tell what the truth is. Your probably thinking “Haha, its clearly fake, like video quality is always apart of fake videos.” Well, don’t be that idiot. So shut it. Anywho, the Reptilians are supposed to be linked and actively working with the Secret Service, the Illuminati, numerous presidents, and more. This is all I have for now. Next time I will have videos and I will share my insight on what the video is. But for now, WAT IS DAT!! Aliens! Ahhhhh-

What the what?! #1

My life contains five major activities, eating, sleeping, playing, procrastinating and drinking chocolate milk. I will do almost anything for a glass of chocolate milk. I thought drinking chocolate milk was bad for me because it had chocolate in it. Well, I was wrong… Sorta 😛 Chocolate milk has been proven to be best energy/post workout drink. The milk does most of the magic by tremendously helping muscle recovery and restoring energy. But, when you add chocolate to the milk… The result is a potion fit for a king. Well, does the chocolate just help it taste better or does it actually help? Yes, the chocolate helps! The chocolate basically just boosts the affects of the milk and makes it taste better. So, what have you learn? You learned that chocolate milk is more efficient then the $50 energy drink brands that have a sly ploy of ripping you off. Keep your $50 and buy something useless. Be Golden!

Eh

Looking back on the previous post I think I’m dead… A brief summery of the past what… like seven months or so? Ya, School isn’t just a flick of my pencil I have to actually do things. 😀 It turns out King Glory the 37th didn’t successfully defend against the native tribe of hormonians, (Hormones) And the body was over run by an evil tyrant named… PUBERTY!!! Dun dun duuuuuuummmmmm. My photography went from a flowing river of generosity, to a dry forgotten wasteland of boring pictures. I have used the remainder of my time over the past seven months dedicated to non other then the amazingly perfect dreamy world of sleep. Yes sleep, sounds like a waste of time and thats exactly what I used it for. Instead of productively building a multi-billion company I slept on my face and watch mindless youtube videos. So I’m exited to announce! The not official return of MANDROOW! {REALMS OF THE DREAM WORLD}-Date- When ever I wake up-

 

 

Which is never…

I’m not dead!

Yeah, my blog isn’t dead. I’ve been busy lately with school and a lot of other things. So when summer is in full blow and school is over you can expect some cool projects, and creative stories… And these stories I won’t abandon! 😀 I will finish them! Summer time includes good weather, so I will be uploading photographs weekly.

-Mandroow

Orthodontist Hassel Pt. 1

King Glory walks the vacant halls of glory in the left arm. He inspects the fine paintings. “Oh, its so funny how Doctors think they know how the body works! We, the decedents of King Germinasases is whats running things around here! I mean besides me, without my brilliant mind my colony would be left for dead.” Exclaims King Glory the 37th.

“Um, Sir, Um, uh, we merrily influence the humans choices. Uhuha.” says a little servant.

Well bob, you see, if the human does something stupid, I can fix it myself. Problem fixed. Take notes” replies King Glory. “Now where is the person going. Son of a germ!!! He’s going to the Orthodontist! Sound thee emergence alarm!” Yells King Glory. Bob scrambles down the Hall or glory and takes a turn to the left. He pulls a lever. Weeeeeeewooooooweeeeeeewoooooo. “Everybody to the safety room!”

“We’re all gonna die!”

“Ah!”

“Fiddle sticks. Everybody calm down!”

“Sir, Our radar is picking up a signal of biohazard radiation cell bombs in the air ducts of the building!” King Glory furrows his brow.

“You mean natives we fought at fort toothainain?”

“Yes! And there medieval warfare has increased! They got catapults that are loading Natives into right now!”

“Close the launch bay! And call in the plaque bots!” Commands King Glory. Tiny white robotic cells bust through the gum line and start spraying white goo on the teeth. “Warriors ready!” Yells King Glory the 37th. An angry horde of barbaric germs give a battle cry as the wait for the Natives from toothainain to breech the launch bay. Presently the sound of echoing screams reach the ears of the warriors.

“Their here!” Yells a warrior. Suddenly the launch bay door blows open! Thousands of germs pour into the mouth. The warriors charge into battle. Arrows, toothpick javelins. Everything you could think of was being used by the Natives. But the advance swords of King Glory’s arming was no match for arrows and javelins. King Glory scrambles to the brain were he sees that the human is ready for braces. King Glory’s heartbeat picks up. He panics as the Orthodontist walks the human to his chair. “We’re going to die!” -To be continued-

The Apple

Johnny Appleseed got his nickname by diligently planting more then 100,000 square miles of apple trees. Because of this, we now can enjoy playing with apples, eating them, and finding creative ways to display the red fruit.
“Hi, I’m a red apple. You know the stereotypical shiny impeccable red apple. Obviously, You might look at me and lick your cracked lips, but before you do that, let me tell you some potential uses I have. Unlike pears and oranges, I’m seen at many renowned Fairs, Festivals Carnivals and Parties too! People like you enjoy throwing me in a barrel of water, which is frigid, and attempt to proficiently pick my up with your mouth. Once my friend, shiny the shiny apple, was audaciously set on some ones head, and a bow-master came and adeptly shot her off this guys head! It was exemplary and aspiring! And the Bow-master was proudly awarded with a special pudding crumble cake. Mmmmmm yummy.
Oh! Speaking of yummy! I’m also delicious! You can make me a smoothie, pie, deep fry, or even dip me in warm sweet caramel. After I’m dipped, just be carful the caramel has a reputation for get people covered in goo, so watch out! Its imperative! You can even make me a special decoration! Simply, Just take a knife and start tediously carving! Until you have a masterpiece. Once, the prominent green apple, who lived on the east side of my cute tree, was cunningly cut into a beautiful swan. Oh what I would do to be ever so carefully carved into a graceful swan. And the gravity of keeping me off the ground is because worms love to borrow vacant holes in my core and eat me from the inside, so if you find an apple on the ground don’t presume it fine because its inevitable that there might be a sly worm in it. And what’s the worst thing you could find in and apple? Half a worm! Haha! Get it you ate the other half! I love jokes!
Wait a moment! Before you eat me, just remember with out the revered Johnny Appleseed, who reverently earned his nickname, planted over 100,000 square miles of delicious apple trees! You people wouldn’t be able to enjoy the fun and creative uses I have!